"pickles are cucumbers soaked in EVIL"??????!!!!!

i recently came across a quote that said the "pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil". 
HOW DARE THEY SPEAK LIES
pickles are 100 times better than cucumbers. pickles are fair and kind and loyal and every other good adjective in the dictionary. on the other hand, cucumbers...cuuuuuucuuuuumbeeeeeeers...CUCUMBERS. the word sounds deadly and pathetic. nothing compared to "pickles".  just say it. say "cucumbers", then say "pickles". which sounds better? "pickles" of course! anyone can see that.

however, this quote is partially correct. to become a pickle a cucumber must be soaked in vinegar. like a caterpillar to a butterfly...which is more proof that the quote is wrong. pickles are butterflies...don't you see the resemblance?

if you want to look at the quote, i have it on the bottom of the page.