"pickles are cucumbers soaked in EVIL"??????!!!!!

i recently came across a quote that said the "pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil". 
HOW DARE THEY SPEAK LIES
pickles are 100 times better than cucumbers. pickles are fair and kind and loyal and every other good adjective in the dictionary. on the other hand, cucumbers...cuuuuuucuuuuumbeeeeeeers...CUCUMBERS. the word sounds deadly and pathetic. nothing compared to "pickles".  just say it. say "cucumbers", then say "pickles". which sounds better? "pickles" of course! anyone can see that.

however, this quote is partially correct. to become a pickle a cucumber must be soaked in vinegar. like a caterpillar to a butterfly...which is more proof that the quote is wrong. pickles are butterflies...don't you see the resemblance?

if you want to look at the quote, i have it on the bottom of the page.

why did i make this blog?

hi. do you know anyone named pascal? does he look like a pickle? does he live in france? paris? yeah, i bet he doesn't. pascal the pickle is special. he is unique, and i made this blog so that i could celebrate his radiating pickleness. it is...it is...it is...

*dramatic effect*

it is...
PICKLE

--L&L

stuff about this blog

if you are reading this, then count yourself lucky. We are the picklelovers. We are strong. We are great. We are pickle.

love pickles

do you love pickles? are you a picklelover? then we shall come together and unite as one with all the other picklelovers in the world! eat those pickles! they will make you happy...but yes, i am a hypocrite because i don't actually like pickles (i lie a lot).

the reason why i never capitalize my letters is because i hate capital letters.
sorry

--anonymous picklelover